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If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

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i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

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Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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My boyfriend Cliff works from home, but our kitten Simon insists on being held multiple times throughout the day. This was impacting Cliff’s ability to get work done so we had to fashion a kitten sling so that Simon could get his snuggles in and Cliff could work

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"Some names will always taste bitter."

6 Word Poem About Love, by Devyn Springer  (via fawun)

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"is it free"

— every student ever when offered something (via zanemalicks)

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"I hate people generally, but I like people individually."

— introverts (via heosuabi)

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religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

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